Too Late

 Nellie has discovered the imposter.  A large yellow lab is hanging around here and I was feeling lucky that she was laying under the dining room table (a spot she has claimed for some unknown reason) and had no idea that he had peed on our tree, marking his spot.  Now she is barking, growling and whining to go out.  Yeah right.  I don't THINK so Nellie girl.   Don't need you chasing him down the road to who knows where.  I'M not coming after you anyway, and then I'll have to explain to your Dad that I was too lazy to go after you.  She's running from the back door to the front door, sniffing and snorting, hair all raised up on her back, tail wagging .. wait, what's with the tail wagging .. that's suppose to mean she's happy right?  Whatever, I'm going to ignore her and go take the shower I was suppose to take 6 hours ago.